Do not go gentle into that good night (Parody) DS106

Do not go into the fridge tonight 

Do not go into the fridge tonight,

Your sugar levels rest easy today.

Please, Please don’t go into the fridge at night

Those fit men would lift to make their body tight

and burn the calories throughout each night, at day.

Please, Please do not go into the fridge tonight.

Skinny men, fit into sizes small, crying how light

their clothing sits in front while they play,

Please, Please do not go into the fridge at night.

Obese men who wish to sit comfortable in flight,

And book, too late, a seat in the middle ray.

Please, Please do not go into the fridge tonight.

Standard men, working out, reach their personal height,

Others will admire, but preferably no one gay,

Please, Please do not go into the fridge tonight.

And you, my father, turning on the kitchen light,

Save, leave, me something to eat. I say.

Do not open the fridge tonight

Please, Please don’t go into the fridge at night.

The Disney Land 60th Diamond Celebration gives us a first look into Star Wars Theme Park.

Great News for Star Wars fans of all ages appeared in tonight’s Disney Land 60th Diamond Celebration. Harrison Ford took the stage to discuss the wonders of being apart of the Star Wars Universe and introduced to the world the exciting theme park coming to Disney Land.

“Star Wars is, for a lack for a better word, awesome.” says Harrison.

The Star Wars Experience is a project made by Disney and Lucas Films to create the ultimate Star Wars Theme park. Attractions will include tasting treats from other alien races and galaxies in an other world market, stopping by to relax at the nearest Cantina, and partying at a Star Wars inspired Club.

Artist Concept Shows Star Wars-Themed Lands Coming to Walt Disney World and Disneyland ResortsStar Wars-Themed Lands Coming to Walt Disney World and Disneyland ResortsArtist Concept Shows Star Wars-Themed Lands Coming to Walt Disney World and Disneyland ResortsJumping in the most notable Millennium Falcon on a ride through hyper space and experiencing battles with The First Order and The Resistance will be other experiences for Disney Park adventurers. No standing release date was announced but the park is said to be coming soon.

The Star Wars portion of the show didn’t end there with a sneak peak into the newest Disney Park.

Star Wars live in concert preformed with the help of BB8, the newest droid to join the Star Wars universe. Rolling out on stage, BB8 projected a scene from The Force Awakens where characters Rey and Finn met Han Solo and is told the truth about the Force.

The first Hologram of Carrie Fisher’s Princess Leia projected right of stage along with scenes from A New Hope as the iconic John Williams London Symphony Orchestra played together with the collage of movie scenes.

The entire audience turned into a sea of lightsabers as the final scenes from Star Wars Live in Concert ended with the final fight between the evil Kylo Ren and Rey.